The Bánh Faux Mì was not our first attempt at a bánh mì-style sandwich. That honor goes to the Sitka Sushi, but—great sandwich that it is—it didn't fully scratch the itch.
With Country Pâté having a singular home (The Hedonist) outside the deli case, providing the body for bánh mì-style sandwich round 2 fit right in its wheelhouse.
Smoked Ham naturally followed as a complementary protein, and countless debates over relative portion sizes of the meats led to the creation of the "half-portion" of Smoked Ham. (The half ham portion would gain additional usefulness when we dropped Mortadella and the Italiensk needed a replacement ingredient).
The BFM is made on a buttered hero roll. Those two divergences from typical bánh mì construction alone account for the "Faux" in the name. The BFM also spurred the invention of other staple ingredients on our sandwich lines: quick pickles, and our pickled veg medley.
[Warning: Slight factual errors may be present in what follows. We're aiming for vibes above pure fact. If you, or someone close to you, can contest what we're saying, please comment below.]
The O.G. BFM was probably built something like:
Buttered hero, hoisin, sriracha, indeterminately-sized slices of country pâté, whole portion of smoked ham, fresh cucumber slices, hausmade kimchi, cilantro, done.
Ingredients were swapped out here and there (sometimes smoked pork loin, if we ran out of ham, which surely amplified the richness of the sandwich). Fresh cucumber gave way to quick pickles. Perhaps even both at times(?) Sometimes we tossed cukes into a container with hastily-stirred rice vinegar, brown sugar, a dash of salt for a few minutes when quickles ran out.
A version of our pickled veg medley took over for kimchi.
A modern Bánh Faux Mì goes:
A buttered hero roll containing two thin slices of Country Pâté (about half of what goes on The Hedonist), a small squiggle of hoisin, a half-portion of Smoked Ham, a layer of quick pickles, pickled vegetable medley, cilantro, and sriracha.
It may be our most iterated upon sandwich, but all the while a top-tier example of NWS sandwiches. Perhaps not the indeterminately large pâté portion/whole portion of ham days.
Sandopedia: The Hedonist
Northern Waters is "Home of the Hedonist!" It's an evocative sandwich, a nostalgic trip for the collective Midwestern consciousness they grew up with liverwurst sandwiches. Our Hausemade country pate is joined by mayo, mustard, cornichon picklesm red onion, and lettuce on a hero roll. Here's to the cult classic!
Sandopedia: The '06
The ‘06, formerly known as The Buffalo ‘06 — a sly nod to the cult-favorite film Buffalo ‘66 — is roughly a Reuben sandwich.
Previously made with whatever mass-market rye bread we carried, it’s now assembled betwixt two slices of our Haus-developed “Northern Waters Smokehaus Rye,” baked by (and also sold at) 3rd Street Bakery — a recipe developed, and for a time baked by former longtime Smokehaus employee, Jerry.
Upon the toasted bread, you’ve got some options: For The ‘06 proper, you’ll choose between Smoked Bison Pastrami or Corned Bison, then you’ll select either Hausmade Sauerkraut or Hausmade Kimchi. Everything you’ve selected so far runs through the toaster, topped with Swiss cheese that melds everything together. Before the sandwich is completed, we douse it with our Hausmade Russian Dressing (essentially Thousand Island).
Previously its own menu item (before the Great Menu Re-Organization of the Early 2020s), The Phoebe is our spin on a Rachel sandwich: Same process as the ‘06, but with Smoked Maple-Sage Turkey Breast as the protein option, and cheddar cheese holding down the infrastructural support. We understand that Phoebe was predominantly a vegetarian on that show, but she gave in to meat cravings when she was pregnant, so we wanted to be clever on that technicality!
Since we try our best to be kind and accommodating, we’d probably let you get away with ordering a Phoebe with Smoked Bison Pastrami or Corned Bison. Though maybe that would be better expressed as an ‘06 substituting cheddar cheese 😵💫 The head reels at such thoughts!
In conclusion (if you’ve made it this far, you are a true blue Smokehaus fan), The ‘06 is a real-deal legend of the Smokehaus menu. It’s been around almost as long as the business itself, and save for the cheese slices, every ingredient is either made in-Haus, or made locally based on our recipes. And in true Smokehaus fashion, it’s a riff on a classic sandwich with a cheeky name. It’s also another one of those sandwiches that can be enjoyed right away, a couple hours later, cold out of the fridge the next day, or reheated in your oven.
Sandopedia: Silence of the Lambwich
The Silence of the Lambwich is NWS’s answer to the problem of wanting to have a gyro type sandwich on the menu, but not fully committing to the features of the classic gyro. The warm, mild spice of our curry roasted lamb toasted with red onion and olive oil vinaigrette co-mingles with a tangy red curry yogurt sauce, wrapped in the pillowy embrace of a just-barely toasted naan. The fresh crispness of basil, chopped cucumber, and diced tomato balance out the flavor palate.
And of course the name, a customer favorite, often ordered with a twinkle in the eye, was the product of a staff contest to select a name for the business’s first stab at a lamb sandwich.
