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5 Things: Extra Concise Edition

I hope all of you had a great time being thankful and eating turkey. I just got over a day-long bout of stomach flu that precluded me from such festivities, and I am still quite disoriented, but the work we’re doing here is important, so I must go on.

Looking outside felt like being inside a snow globe this day.

Alright. Here we go. Five things—

Smokehaus smear campaign! The election season is over, but our smear campaign continues. Through November, any delivery or pickup order of $100 or more comes with a free Spread the Love platter (boursin cheese or salmon pâté).

We shipped out 85 orders on Monday! That’s a lot of boxes, especially this early in the mail order season. We sent out a lot of holiday hams.

Final days of our MN Early Bird Special! Ends this Sunday, November 25th, at 11:59:59 PM. 15% off orders to be shipped within Minnesota. This special applies to orders placed before this date. Shipping date is still up to you.

Cyber Monday: Pigs in Space! Just as our early bird special ends, our Cyber Monday special begins. Pigs in Space begins at 12am on Monday, November 26th and ends at 11:59:59pm — Free shipping for online orders of $150 or more. One day only; online orders only.

I need a fifth thing! This tower of boxes is a thing.
This is the first time my readability assessment has been “Good,” so perhaps groggy, reserved Ned is onto something.

Until we meet again.

One thought on “5 Things: Extra Concise Edition

  1. Ok, so I may be a little bit biased considering that Ned is my kid, however, that being said, I really look forward to “5 Things” and find it to be a very enjoyable and entertaining read. I seek it out, where as I do not seek out national news very often. I also have discovered that I only order smoked fish at local restaurants if it is from NWSH. (shout out to Zeitgeist!)

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